"Corey, I'm leaving now to get the groceries."
"Hey, do you want to pick up a cake mix?"
"Noooooo. You know I'm trying to get beach ready!"
fancy eats Betty Crocker style
They call me Stacie No Willpower Lucas.
I'm a sucker for cake.
And razzleberry pie.
And any other pie.
And any other type of dessert, minus anything with raisins.
Raisins aren't dessert. Neither are carrots. I'm looking at you carrot cake.
Yummy yummy yum yum yum! Batter is tasty. I eat it with my fingers!
I also ate that corner piece. It was lonely. Also, I don't know when to stop.
they call him Arnie Eats Everything Not Bolted To The Floor Lucas
Arnie's wondering, do I get a piece now oooooor do I just sneak one off the counter when you're not looking?
I distract him with chicken biscuits. And he's pretty flaky (blonds, go fig.) so it works.
But now that mama's in a sugar coma it's all fair game.